Wednesday, March 26, 2008

wow

i think we can close voting on this year's darwin awards 8 months early. this guy seems to have it locked in.

guav pointed out that the darwin award only applies when you kill yourself via stupidity. i guess the voting is still open and this guy is simply a moron who shouldn't own a gun.

5 comments:

Guav said...

It's only viable for a Darwin Award when you remove yourself from the gene pool through your own stupidity—killing someone else isn't natural selection. This idiot can still breed and pass on all of his Stupids.

koreantomcruise said...

dammit guav you're right. in my haste i seem to have crowned him the king a little too early.

Guav said...

He could still manage to kill himself somehow, so let's keep an eye on him though. He might just make it yet ...

Guav said...

It should also be noted that although you should never use a gun for punching holes in exterior walls, apparently they make pretty good bottle openers:

http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/2008/03/25/soviet-ingenuity/

And since the gun cannot fire with the slide locked back, you won't even shoot your wife while doing it!

koreantomcruise said...

i'm sure satellite installer guy will be able to figure out a way to kill someone trying to open a bottle with his gat.